follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

tic-tac-scented-tree:

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

theres like a little mow with each step down the stairs just like
mowmowmowmowmowmowmowmow ohmygod ohmygod youre home

myuncreativeurl:

trappunzelll:

nikki-fellatio:

That’s.. Not right.

😔

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

stunningpicture:

In Florida, we may not have winter, but we DO have this…

sarahkeilman94:

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him